i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Dear god my vagina.
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