they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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