On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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