Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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