What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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