The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
you had me at cake vodka
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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