that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.