return my video game
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
honey bunches of taint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize