So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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