Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm determined to sit on that face.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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