Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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