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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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