Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
