she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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