I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
