Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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