I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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