SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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