We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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