He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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