But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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