rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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