Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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