weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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