1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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