he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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