I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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