is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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