You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she woke up with a sticky ear
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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