Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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