susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
His nipple licking is glorious
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