I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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