I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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