yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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