Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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