Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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