no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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