We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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