I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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