But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Terrible idea I love it
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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