It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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