Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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