i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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