Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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