i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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