chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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