Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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