Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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