Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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