Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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