People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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