What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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