so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's blow job season.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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